Laura Benanti: Nobody Cares

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Runtime:
Pretty much the same amount of time as, like, one episode of Heated Rivalry. (65 minutes, no intermission)

Content Notice:
Adult content, salty language, borderline embarassing "dancing" and floor work, funny original songs, and absolutely no Broadway tunes. (Sorry or you're welcome, depending on your taste)

Age Recommendation:
Ages 14 and up, unless you feel like having some pretty awkward conversations.

Who should see this show?:

• Recovering people pleasers
• Any young woman who has ever wasted hours watching some dude play a video game where he is a mid level pimp stealing cars and punching old ladies
• New moms who are reassuring people that although their baby might "look cold" they are not cold
• Older moms whose purses hold both progesterone cream and applesauce pouches
• Anyone who is or has been married (or divorced... or divorced again)
• Anyone who likes to laugh, boyfriends and husbands who think they don't want to go and then end up being very glad they did.

Hang with comedy's most talented mom after the show on Thursday 8/27 at Fat Cactus Cantina in New Brunswick, NJ, just one block from the playhouse.

Use code: LAURAVIP when selecting your seats to get access to this special post-show evening:

• One (1) ticket to Laura Benanti: Nobody Cares
• VIP post-show meet-and-greet with Laura Benanti at Fat Cactus Cantina
• One (1) soft drink
• One (1) order of chips and guac

Showtime: 7:30pm | Meet-and-greet: 9pm